But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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