The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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