There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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