I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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