I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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