you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
