Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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