thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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