Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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