Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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