David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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