Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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