i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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