Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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