I'm so fucking centered right now
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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