have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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