Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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