You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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