I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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