I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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