Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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