thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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