Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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