I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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