I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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