I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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