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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(949): View more from California

I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser

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(806): View more from Texas

I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.

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(812): View more from Indiana

She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.

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(702): View more from Nevada

My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.

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