You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
