I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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