So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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