Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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