She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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