Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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