I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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