i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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