the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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