gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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