You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
