dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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