going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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