i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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