Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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