normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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