Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
