just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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