Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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