I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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