I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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