you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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