first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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